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    lifeofsi:

    Part 3 of what no-one is calling THE NEW GODFATHER TRILOGY…

    Isht is getting really real up in these parts. PARTS.

    Oh hey there’s a new Life Of Si video up over on the old YouTube there. We made these for London Live but now they are released into the wild… View high resolution

    Oh hey there’s a new Life Of Si video up over on the old YouTube there. We made these for London Live but now they are released into the wild…

    We got game. The book. Haven’t read it yet.

    lifeofsi:

    It’s HUMP DAY so what better than some sage wisdom from two of London’s most eligible bachelors. Share with a friend or (soon to be) loved one… 

    GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.

    Come hang on FB too: https://www.facebook.com/LifeOfSiComedy

    Oh hi didn’t see you there. Dodging the rain at Battersea Power Station Street Feast with @paughjj  (at Battersea Power Station) View high resolution

    Oh hi didn’t see you there. Dodging the rain at Battersea Power Station Street Feast with @paughjj (at Battersea Power Station)

    lifeofsi:

    Hello old friends. Summer is here and everyone is wearing no clothes, so you’d be a fool not to be out there dating them all.

    We made these helpful nuggets for London Live but now they are here for you to enjoy outside the M25…

    Episode THREE on my new web series is right up in your grill… Savour the aroma, enjoy the smooth taste, WATCH THE OTHER ONES TOO.

    Might be a while til the next one… #edfringe

    #Sunset crushing it in #HydePark #London. #nofilter  (at BST Hyde Park) View high resolution

    #Sunset crushing it in #HydePark #London. #nofilter (at BST Hyde Park)

    I’m going to be on BBC Radio Derby before 2pm where you can’t see my car sweat & weird hair. NICE!  (at BBC Radio Derby) View high resolution

    I’m going to be on BBC Radio Derby before 2pm where you can’t see my car sweat & weird hair. NICE! (at BBC Radio Derby)

    Remember it’s important to ‘draw the reader in’ right from the start with some lighthearted animal torture chat. View high resolution

    Remember it’s important to ‘draw the reader in’ right from the start with some lighthearted animal torture chat.

    It’s barely lunchtime and I’ve met a massive skunk, guys. (at Battersea Park) View high resolution

    It’s barely lunchtime and I’ve met a massive skunk, guys. (at Battersea Park)

    I would have stopped at “I’m simple”. View high resolution

    I would have stopped at “I’m simple”.

    I hope you’re watching my new YouTube series. And subscribing to my channel. DO IT DO IT NOW X View high resolution

    I hope you’re watching my new YouTube series. And subscribing to my channel. DO IT DO IT NOW X

    I think this photo @edgamblecomedy took of us at the Metal Hammer Awards is one of the best things in this life. View high resolution

    I think this photo @edgamblecomedy took of us at the Metal Hammer Awards is one of the best things in this life.

    Today I’m playing ‘Man 1’. If being a man involves cardigans & slippers, I’m staying a teenager.  (at Wimbledon Film & Television Studios) View high resolution

    Today I’m playing ‘Man 1’. If being a man involves cardigans & slippers, I’m staying a teenager. (at Wimbledon Film & Television Studios)

    TODAY IS YOU BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER #GREEN View high resolution

    TODAY IS YOU BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER #GREEN