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    Me and @elliejanetaylor being PENSIVE and ARTY and IN A FRENCH FILM, 1-4pm @fubarradio View high resolution

    Me and @elliejanetaylor being PENSIVE and ARTY and IN A FRENCH FILM, 1-4pm @fubarradio

    THIS IS HAPPENING NOW YOU ALL. #teethandtea @elliejanetaylor  (at Fubar Radio) View high resolution

    THIS IS HAPPENING NOW YOU ALL. #teethandtea @elliejanetaylor (at Fubar Radio)

    "oh hey @robbeckettcomic nice to see you it’s been ages what you been up OH FOR FU"   (at Downstairs at The King’s Head) View high resolution

    "oh hey @robbeckettcomic nice to see you it’s been ages what you been up OH FOR FU" (at Downstairs at The King’s Head)

    Last night’s @marmozets show at 100 Club was fire. Their debut album can’t drop soon enough. (at The 100 Club) View high resolution

    Last night’s @marmozets show at 100 Club was fire. Their debut album can’t drop soon enough. (at The 100 Club)

    Comedian Steve Best made a book full of comedians. He put me in his book. Here we are holding the book. Comedians. Books. It’s really good. www.comedysnapshot.com (at Nancy Victor) View high resolution

    Comedian Steve Best made a book full of comedians. He put me in his book. Here we are holding the book. Comedians. Books. It’s really good. www.comedysnapshot.com (at Nancy Victor)

    Idea for first date: I run you over in a cement lorry? CLASSIC BANTER. View high resolution

    Idea for first date: I run you over in a cement lorry? CLASSIC BANTER.

    "But Simon were you always a super cutting edge cool dude?" 
Your doubt concerns me but my parents garage attests IT WAS ALWAYS SO. #cassingle View high resolution

    "But Simon were you always a super cutting edge cool dude?"
    Your doubt concerns me but my parents garage attests IT WAS ALWAYS SO. #cassingle

    It’s a fucking questionnaire you dick. #okcupid #gripes #dating View high resolution

    It’s a fucking questionnaire you dick. #okcupid #gripes #dating

    An arsenal of paedophile jokes? People really panic and write anything in that last box, huh? #okcupid #gripes #dating

    An arsenal of paedophile jokes? People really panic and write anything in that last box, huh? #okcupid #gripes #dating

    Confused Hipster In The Countryside. Part 3 of a series. 
#CHITC #vsco #nexus5 View high resolution

    Confused Hipster In The Countryside. Part 3 of a series.
    #CHITC #vsco #nexus5

    Confused Hipster In The Countryside. Part 2 of a series. 
#CHITC #vsco #nexus5 View high resolution

    Confused Hipster In The Countryside. Part 2 of a series.
    #CHITC #vsco #nexus5

    Confused Hipster In The Countryside. Part 1 of a series. 
#CHITC #vsco #nexus5 View high resolution

    Confused Hipster In The Countryside. Part 1 of a series.
    #CHITC #vsco #nexus5

    No, I didn’t grow genitals until I was in my teens. Let’s not make a huge deal about it guys. #tbt #me #gators View high resolution

    No, I didn’t grow genitals until I was in my teens. Let’s not make a huge deal about it guys. #tbt #me #gators

    Sellotape selfie with me & @elliejanetaylor live right now on @FubarRadio. #scotchtapeselfie #selfie #me View high resolution

    Sellotape selfie with me & @elliejanetaylor live right now on @FubarRadio. #scotchtapeselfie #selfie #me